Liaisons with Salome

Some time ago, whilst incredibly bored I had a look in the junk folder of my email account and noticed, there, amongst a plethora of emails with subjects claiming to be able to help me get out of debt, pharmacies offering 63% savings, and failed FedEx deliveries, was an email from a person named "Salome". Not one to let an opportunity pass me by I decided to open the email and respond to my new friend, using a brand new name and email address.


And thus began my Liaisons, with Salome: